Guest Blogger: Author Sam Moffie

Today's post is from guest blogger and author Sam Moffie, whose most recent novel, No Mad, I just reviewed. You can find more info about the author and his work on his web site or by following him on Twitter.
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GOD BLESS YOU MR. VONNEGUT!


When I was a boy, 5000 bottles of Merlot ago, I thought by age 47 it would be a lot easier to break into the limelight. Now I know how Kilgore Trout felt. The man had hundreds of books written, and the only magazines he could find his name in print, were rags that were very poor by pornographic standards. Wait a minute; at least he was getting published regularly.

Based upon my recent experiences in trying to find a reputable agent and/or a publishing house, it appears that American icon Kurt Vonnegut, like his creation Kilgore Trout, would only be published in tasteless porno magazines in today’s totally absurd literary world.

What do I mean?

I have spent the better part of three months sending out 90% intact Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions to various agents and publishing places disguised as The Perfect Martini, only to be rejected time in and time out by all BUT ONE agent, who recognized my sample 20 pages as the first 20 pages of Breakfast of Champions.

Think of that dear reader! If Kurt Vonnegut would be, say my age of 47, we wouldn’t know of him and his characters, because the publishing world would have ignored him. Or as two publishing houses said to me in their little ratty form rejection notes in envelopes THAT I PAID the postage for: “Unfortunately, we have to take a pass,” or “We made our selection, and sorry your story didn’t fit our needs.” I wonder how these two press houses being university affiliated will feel when they get the notice from me about whose writing THEY actually did turn down? For you see, Kurt Vonnegut’s books have always done so well with the university crowd.

Not only am I a huge fan of Vonnegut as a reader; his writing has also served as a sort of teacher for me to try my new trade as a writer of fiction. Although, it is very hard for me to picture Kurt Vonnegut receiving rejection after rejection from notable agents and agencies who after turning you down, do not even send you a personal rejection slip, but scribble a few lines on the original query and mail back to me in my pre-paid stamped addressed envelope how “the work doesn’t fit their need.” “Thanks, I’ll take a pass.” My favorite is: “Not taking on new writers.” How does that one strike you? Imagine how these uber-agents will feel when I inform them how they have rejected the work of Kurt Vonnegut?

This leads me to question a few things. One, obviously, did the agents I query even read the submission? Two, if they did, did they ever read Vonnegut? Three, if they didn’t ever read Vonnegut, what are they doing selling themselves to authors as literary agents who know fiction? And most importantly, four; has an agency or publishing house ever bought a stamp?

I think Mr. Vonnegut would appreciate this story. At least he would admire my imagination in attempting to shine a very small light on today’s publishing world. For sure, Kilgore Trout would be pretty happy with my attempt to kick the publishing world right in the tush, and hopefully shake it out of the slumber it is in when it comes to non-linear fiction, unknown authors, non-celebrity books, diet books, fantasy books, how-to-books, legal books, horror books, and did I mention non-linear as well as unknown authors?

I have been warned by many, that my attempt might embarrass a few people. Agents and publishing houses might boycott me. That this ”hoax” of mine will backfire, because Kurt Vonnegut has only been dead for a short time and the book I picked only 34 years old. My response is two-fold. What, they won’t publish me? They are ignoring me already! Furthermore, I turn to Kurt Vonnegut himself for help.

In 1954 he was hired by “Sports Illustrated.” Knowing very little about sports he was given a picture of a horse which was jumping a fence. Vonnegut spent some time pondering what to write as the caption. His one line was: “The horse jumped over the f---ing fence.” He walked out after leaving that masterpiece.

I guess you could say like Vonnegut, I’m taking a chance.

And, so it goes

Guest Blogger: Dawson Vosburg

I hope you will check out this post from guest blogger, Dawson Vosburg about his book, Double Life (The Adventures of Josiah Jones), and about using the Amazon Kindle, either as a reader or as an author. I've mentioned his book once before: he is a very young, new author and has just sold 300 copies of his book, almost all due to Kindle sales (over 100 this month, alone). You'd never guess that he is still too young to drive. Be sure to check out his book, especially if you have younger readers at home -- one of these days, you'll be saying that you were one of his earliest fans.

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Thanks for having me on the blog, Karen.

First I would like to introduce my book. The title is Double Life, and it's an exciting science-fiction young adult adventure that takes place in an imaginary secret government agency called the BLUE. It follows Josiah Jones on his mission to defeat the evil crime syndicate, the RED Agency. It's available in print and on the Kindle on Amazon.

Print: http://www.amazon.com/Double-Life-Dawson-Vosburg/dp/1435724283/

Kindle for 80 cents: http://www.amazon.com/Double-Adventures-Josiah-Jones-ebook/dp/B002BH4H3Q/

I think it's just absolutely wonderful to be an author. I think I have the best job in the world-I get to tell stories and people will HAND ME MONEY TO READ THEM. And that in itself is amazing...that people are willing to pay for something you crafted out of your imagination.

But the question for authors really is who will buy your book. Who will be the ones who will gladly hand over their hard-earned cash for your labor and toil for this book? That's the key to being a successful author-to find your audience and hook it.

How do you hook it? If you wrote your book for yourself (like you probably should, because that usually results in the best work) then you know who your audience is. It's you.

Think about it-where do you usually find out good reads? This should be your primary marketing tool or handle. If you find out about books from word-of-mouth, which you probably do, then you have to generate word of mouth. The problem most authors face is how to get the WOM started. Where do these big famous books get all the WOM that they do?

The answer is that the WOM was started with the author. They told people about it, those people read it and liked it, and they told more people. It spreads like a virus, thus it's called viral marketing.

So how to tell people? Here's a few options:

Twitter. This is why this site is popular for authors and publishers and marketers-because people follow you if you say you're an author. But really what it's for is to bring people to a more personal and less crowded place where they can hang out. That's called our second option, the blog.

The blog goes great with Twitter. Twitter can drive people to your blog, where they can feel more relaxed reading a conversational post. Post by post, you can draw them into your book and get them more and more interested in you and your book.

Realize that people won't usually buy your book at first pass. After several times, they will be familiar enough that when they see your book they will be genuinely interested. You must first draw them in, through your blog and your Twitter, before approaching for a sale.

And those are only generic things that work for almost every book-there are tons of options depending on your niche. Find your audience (you) and connect with your readers in thet way.

Good luck, happy reading, and happy writing!

Dawson
http://dawsonvosburg.blogspot.com
http://thepodjournal.wordpress.com